nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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21 hours ago // 509,881 notes

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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22 hours ago // 192,074 notes
pressing:

more here ♡
Had the best time with my baby tonight. ❤️
high-landers:

☁☁☁☁

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

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5 days ago // 195,345 notes
me

idkweirdo:

I don’t like this thing where growing up means buying your own stuff

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5 days ago // 70 notes