kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via superpsychtime)


4 days ago // 134,967 notes

praises:

YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)


4 days ago // 369,218 notes

sosa-parks:

during sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via alwaysthattimeofday)


4 days ago // 314,482 notes

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via alwaysthattimeofday)


4 days ago // 130,959 notes